bakwaaas:

there is so much love in friendship, people forget that

knuckleduster:

i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

stimmystuffs:

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

gothghcst:

Woke up again today with no spiraling horns, fangs, or even several vocal chords.

Not very sexy, disappointed once again

serpentwife:

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

keluchnae:

every time i see i cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

lesbianrevan:

a gay person: maybe this character is gay like me

everyone else immediately: but what if no characters were like you though wouldnt that just be better

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I’ll send u a nude